amovible:

I’m just going to leave this here.

shadoedseptmbr:

sebastian vael 20/10 as many as i want

americachavez:

americachavez:

lmao we’re all gonna be halfway to our graves and still complaining about how we never got a black widow movie and someone’s gonna be like “it’s in development!!! just look at the imdb page from 15 years ago on your holographic google glass!!!”

kevin feige’s cryogenically preserved corpse’s android mouthpiece will occasionally release statements like “we only put out 57 films a year…is it worth it to divert attention from our established franchises……maybe in the future that will be a fun thing to explore……..”

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I tried watching The Borgias and I couldn’t get into it. And I think it was the fact that from the very first episode of The Tudors, for all of Henry’s temper tantrums and strutting and bluster they laid out what his insecurities are: he’s worried that he won’t live up to his family’s legacy, and he’s worried that he won’t have an heir and the entire dynasty will collapse.

Like that’s what drives everything for him. They also lay out the religious tensions and the political tensions with the French and the Spanish that form the other driving plots through the entire four seasons. The tension, what they’re trying to accomplish, it’s all there in the very first episode and everything that happens after relates to that.

I watched like three or four episodes of The Borgias and I don’t know what those people are trying to accomplish or why I should care about them.

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Salome dances her dance of the seven veils,
The men all eye her like wolves on the hunt, this beautiful girl
finally undressing for them. Finally they can see her
exactly as they want to.
The first veil drops.

In 2007, Kim Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend
released their sex tape against her will.
Kim Kardashian, rather than hide in shame
Used the publicity to promote her own career.

Salome moves like a dream half-remembered.
Salome dances like a siren song. All the men ache
to see the hot sugar of her hip bones.
The second veil drops.

In 2014, Kim Kardashian walks down the aisle
As the whole world watches. If only all of us
were so successful in our revenge.
If only all of us stood in our Louboutin heels
on the backs of the men who betray us,
surveying the world we created for ourselves.

The third veil drops.

Kim Kardashian knows exactly what you think of her.
She presses the cloth tighter against her skin
Her smile is a promise she never intends to keep

We can almost see all of her.
Salome shows us her body
but never her eyes.
The fourth veil is dropping.

The four things most recently tweeted at Kim Kardashian were
@KimKardashian Suck My Dick
@Kim Kardashian Can I Meet Kanye?
@KimKardashian Please Fuck Me
@KimKardashian I Love You. I Love You.

Women are told to keep their legs shut.
Women are told to keep their mouths shut.
Some women are kept silent for so long,
They become experts in the silent theft of power.
The fifth veil has dropped.

Kim Kardashian made $12 million dollars this year
Yesterday, uncountable men in their miserable jobs,
told their miserable friends that Kim was a “dumb whore”
Kim Kardashian will never learn their names.

The sixth veil has dropped.
The seventh veil has dropped.

And Salome sat beside King Herod. And he swore unto her
“Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give to thee
unto the half of my kingdom”
And she smiled, and said
“Bring me the head of John The Baptist.
Punish the man who hurt me”

Preparing my blacklist like 

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That’s my secret

I’m always imagining Superman’s butt

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you could always read philippa gregory books and imagine superman’s butt…

IT’S JUST NOT THE SAAAAME

major gaffe in storytelling

and shockingly common! It’s like people don’t want their shows to be improved

yes, well, there’s a reason it’s been sitting in my netflix list for months and i haven’t gotten around to it…. :P

It also suffers from a distinct lack of Superman’s butt