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lobotomyladylives:

is the life expectancy on whatever planet you’re from like 30 or something

It’s not easy escaping Renewal sometimes it takes a while to adjust, ok?

afanofmanyhats:

tsarina-anadyomene:

i actually do think individual human lives are unfathomably valuable

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atalana:

wild-west-wind:

thefiresontheheight:

I hate modern science fiction shows, all filmed in flatly lit green screen. I miss when science fiction shows weren’t cowards and just told the audience that every inhabited planet in the galaxy looked like British Columbia.

When they go to the futuristic planet you better believe they go to one of seven specific buildings in Vancouver.

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important correction - american shows and high budget projects are filmed in vancouver

british sci fi is filmed in that one quarry in wales

Try watching some FX crime dramas and let me know when you realize they somehow all center around That One Farmhouse

something-tofightfor:

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https://x.com/okaypompeii/status/1712631874827268361?s=46&t=7y-ueXngNL8vF6EuSAwPAw

And the pictures, for those that don’t have Twitter:

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My favorite time of year is the time when the new Ben Affleck Dunkin struggle meme photos drop.

severalowls:

My baseless theory is that the “adding salt makes water boil faster” was a clever ploy by Italians to make efficiency-obsessed protestants put the bare minimum of flavour into their cooking.

translesbianorchestra:

repulsivedog:

repulsivedog:

freaks and degenerates are just so much nicer and kinder than the rest of you idk. i love you perverts with illegal and unethical fantasies thank you for being so nice to me

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no, i meant that. maybe reblog a different post if you’re only pretending to agree with this one?

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im not letting you keep this in the tags

brennacedria:

aiweirdness:

Twitter post by Daniel Feldman @d_feldman  Asked DALL-E 3 for the ingredients to make a cake.. the more you look the better it gets  [image of a bunch of baking ingredients, most of which are labeled]  A pile of white power : Potper A bowl of white powder : Sugar Three eggs : Flour, fear, butter A small pitcher full of white liquid: egs Another bowl of white powder: Milk Yet another bowl of white powder: veck A bowl of slightly more coarse looking white powder: Sugar A bowl of what looks to be flour: Eggs An egg yolk and white in a bowl: Milk Two unlabeled bowls of what looks to be butter or fat A bowl of what could be milk: Butger Another bowl of what is probably flour: MiilkALT

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Not a drop of vanilla extract.

t-800:

we should all get really into liberace next year

idk if Tumblr is really ready to grapple with the truly bizarre and deeply problematic relationship between Liberace and his longtime partner Scott Thorson but damn if it wouldn’t be entertaining to watch folks try it.

girlmartok:

i love how garak is constantly recommending his favorite book to people and everyone’s like yeah that’s a terrible book. EVEN HIS MOM. garak himself doesn’t get why he loves this book and its repetitive cycles of fate and sacrifice until later in his life and even then he’s like hm well that kind of sucked in a me sense but the dramatic synergy of it all is pretty fun right? :) and bashir’s like lol that was boring